Hurray for Christmas. I hope everyone enjoyed a day of food, family and love. 
@iamsomejerk

Hurray for Christmas. I hope everyone enjoyed a day of food, family and love.
@iamsomejerk

Christmas, round 2

Christmas, round 2

The swim

The swim

I found the best room in @iamsomejerk’s parents house

I found the best room in @iamsomejerk’s parents house

Lazerdog @iamsomejerk

Lazerdog @iamsomejerk

We had steak, potatoes, pig shoulder (not shown), caviar, foie gras, chocolate crunch cake and Bouche de Noel. #nochebuena #yum

We had steak, potatoes, pig shoulder (not shown), caviar, foie gras, chocolate crunch cake and Bouche de Noel. #nochebuena #yum

Caviar and foi gras. Inside, I’m a rich fat girl.

Caviar and foi gras. Inside, I’m a rich fat girl.