I traded my boyfriend for a hipster

Where the sidewalk ends.

The Gregory brothers look like an angry pirate clan. @iamsomejerk

This is the cheese heaven at my moms office. #yum

lacquerlife:

I’m escorting my boyfriend on a business trip to Miami this weekend, so I wanted to be a little funky while still playing it pretty safe (just in case I need to play trophy wife around pharma snobs). This color will totally fly with the suits in my hometown, while the subtle arrow accent keeps me from being completely bored.

Polish used:
- NARS in 15 minutes
- Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in white
- OPI Top Coat

xo,
w

LOVE THIS

About to watch the miami red carpet premiere of Man of Steel with my momma. Did i know this was in 3d? No. I did not. #doubleglasses.

This is a purely self-praising post. On New Years I told myself I would stop biting my nails after 29 years of doing so. I accomplished that feat officially on march 31st. These are my nails today. Without polish for once. Anyone that has known me knows that they have NEVER looked like this. I am so proud of myself. The end.